Laz staggers up from the sick bay bed after being struck down with scurvy (feels like it).
Capt Deb orders to hoist the mainsail (or is it hoik) ah well, dosn't matter coz we got parrot power anyways. raise anchor, unveil the winged keel (ah, do we have a keel)? we do now. (laz is still a bit delerious from too much recovery rum from the grogmeisters).
She squarks " We're off ta plunder the finest chocolate there is. Watch out any sea farin' (did I leave a t off that last word, after the r?) rust buckets, the good ship PBW be armed to the false teeth with feather dusters and BAHA units. We is of pilergin and plunderin.
Stay tuned, will the Captain parrot turn green over the intruder? intruder, what intruder? better stay tuned then. Where have the cheeky bloke and girly whirly gone on their honeymoon, is it aboard the PBW? Will their be a chocolate stand off?
laz (back to the rum bottle and sick bay for this chronologer, he's done his dash fer the day.