Good Morning!

[HeadCase2]

  Accessories? Uniforms?  For Pirates?  Oh yeah, you guys are Bad.
Rob

[Captain Deb]

Headcase--I got one here with yer name on it!
Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

OK, it's finally done!!!!!  Just for future reference, it's on Page 21!  Here you go:

Ship’s Manifest for the Princess Battywench

Captain Deb – Captain, of course!
BattyP – Honorary ships namesake and in charge of the wench crew’s toys
Gennysmom – First mate
ppearl   - Cruise Director (where the fun starts!)
Matti – Chef and all around chocolate supplier
Static & Kilroy – Bartenders extraordinaire
Larry – Shark Spotter, Master at arms and all around bad boy
thecakes – the professor
Mark – purser (otherwise known as moneybags…no purses allowed)
Boppie – Dance instructor
Jamie – Pharmacist
Ship’s Doctor is Dr. Friedman (whether he knows it or not) and
     Onebadass350bird
General Entertainment – Jimmy Buffet, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Kurt Russell & Bryan Brown
Entertainment for the wenches:  Matthew McConaughey, Sawyer (Josh Holloway),

Hey all you PBW crew members:
Here is the ship's manifest from page 21 of this insanity--I need all your addresses so's I can send you yer pirate gear!
We gots a few new members, too!
Yoga Sue (screenic is yoga52 smh) is our yoga instructor and Tatianne is our French translator for when we visit St. Bart's! Anyone wantin' ter sign up fer our next voyage is welcome!

Capt Deb

[krbonner]

Yoga Sue (screenic is yoga52 smh) is our yoga instructor and Tatianne is our French translator for when we visit St. Bart's! Anyone wantin' ter sign up fer our next voyage is welcome!

I'll be signing up next time.  Just let me know what I can do!  :-)

Katie

[Captain Deb]

We, Katie-wench you already be one o' us Pirates (with a capital P)if ye has posted on this here thread and I see ya has or I wouln't be a'writin' this now would I!!!--This here be an ongoing cruise! Our ship's chronologer will write ya inta the ships log. We have generally mad\ke up our own crew positions or some  have been assigned by you dear ol' Captain or First Mate accordin' ta how weird ya get on the thread! (As Batty about that one.)
Capt Deb

[Sue]

Am I still the Poet Lorry-ate??

Sue in vANcouver

[nannettesea]

Cap'n-
Even though I've been quiet on this thread, can I be on the cruise, pleeeeese?
Nan

[pattibobatti]

OK, I know I had a brain tumor, but correct me if I'm wrong......I'm new at this pirate stuff. There really isn't a cruise ship, right??
                                               Pattibobatti

[Captain Deb]

Ahoy, aal ye Wenches and Swashbucklers!
O Course Ye are still the poet lorry-ate, Sue!  That crew list is from a long time ago and needs updating!  More Wenches means more FUN!!! I need Sue's address and yours, too, Pattibobattiwench! (that is a real tongue twister--good PT for ya! Pattibobatti--go back page one of this here nutty thread and read it from the beginnin' --it is hilarious!  Patti. if your new to the forum, just click on my name and you get a screen where you can send a personal message with your address so you can get your Wenchwear!
AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptDeb

[pattibobatti]

you guys are NUTS, BONIFIED NUTS..Now I remember, back when I really was nuts on decadron, I read all about your AN cruise.I had to stop reading  because I couldn't figure out what was what..Still think you are nuts though!!
                                                                  pattibobatti

[matti]

Hey pattibobatti Wench.... Welcome to the good ship PBW!  Now that you are aboard, it will all make sense...I hope

Cheryl
aka matti wench

[Larry]

Ahoy ye mateys and wenches, this here good ship PBW is about to set sail again from wherever it is, very shortly. Ufortyunately this here chronolioger has been struck down with ye olde headache jumbie and has been officially listed as awol. But rest assured, he is back on deck again and even with those men in white coats circling their prey like one eyed scavengers, this here chronologer is rarin to go again.

Gotta get through month end reporting first (minor detail but gotta have me a job to pay for my internet access).

I can release a pre series return scoop. Promise not ta tell anyones. Promise? come on now, promise!

Ok, a faint signal bearing a parrot's signature has been heard coming from the Bermuda Triangle. Can it be, has the good ship PBW sailed directly into the heart of the bermuda Triangle? Stay tuned when we find out which one of batty's toys was used by Captain Deb as a compass. Will we find the missing Karla wench and wenchette? will we find a world war 11 plane lost in a gap in the time space continuim?


Laz

[Sue]

Many the ship has dared to sail,
In dangerous, uncharted waters,
And many men have lost their lives,
Leaving wives, sons and daughters.

The Good Ship Princess Batty Wench,
Well stocked with chocchie and ale,
Will bravely sail to no-mans-land,
Called the Burmuda Triangle.

What lies beyond the mystery seas,
Our Laz will soon tell us all,
Monsters, Mermaids or UFO's?
Well, we know the tale will be tall!

[Larry]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sue, you certainly have missed your calling in life!

The good ship PBW has had to quickly duck into port so the chronologer can much away on his Kit Kat without the wenches knowing.. SSSSHHHHHH.

Later!


laz

[HeadCase2]

ARRrr, did's you say Ale there? MMMmmmm.  Methinks this ship needs a Grogmaster, and I'm just the scallywag, I mean Grog expert you be needin.  I volunteer to sign on as the Grogmaster for this here odd boat, if'in I can keep the key to the Grog room.
Rob