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Guess what, alla ye Wenches and Salty Seafarin' Swashbucklers? No, really, guess! I am pround ta say that the infamous Crew of The Good Ship Princess Batty Wench now has UNIFORMS!!! Yep, I picked 'em up from the James, the Tailor today! We gots Wench Uniforms and Bloke Uniforms! And they are in true Pirate Style!
Now, thanks to years and years of pillagin' and plunderin' I have quite a few treasure chests fulla gold doubloons, pearls, diamonds, emeralds and other assorted swag, so I found me a good fence who gave yer dear ole' captain Deb a big wad o' CASH to pay James the Tailor with.
So, if ye are a member o' this here motley CREW and ye want a uniform, just message me yer address and I'll be sendin' one your way! No need to include your size as James the Tailor guaranteed me that one size will fit everybody! (Apparantly some enchanted spandex is involved.) The catch is that if ye want to be a'sailin' on this here vessel, ya gots ta wear this here new uniform and nuthin' else! (I'm the dang Captain and what I say, goes!) Well, maybe some sunscreen. Or and earring or two.
I'll be a'waitin' for those addresses ye Wenches and Swashbucklers!!
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Captain Deb