First of all Cheri, I'm glad you and your bionic hubby weren't electrocuted by static electricity! Good Grief!
Secondly, I wrote a song/poem about noises in our heads and posted it on the Good Morning thread awhile back. This is what I thought of when I was hearing strange noises, like doorbells and radios.
The original version of the real song can be found at this website.
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/hearsinging.htm It is by Irving Berlin and it's called:
(I Wonder Why) You're Just In Love
[sometimes called "I Hear Singing"]
So here is my version...I changed radios to music because I thought it sounded better. This is a famous duet, with one person singing the first part and a second person singing the second part,
at the same time. Perhaps someone will want to present this at the Chicago Symposium!
Hey, I'm not the official Poet Lorry-ette for nothin' you know!
I hear doorbells and there's no one there
I hear music but I know not where,
All day long there's buzzing in the air
I wonder why? I wonder why?
I hear noises in my head all day,
And what's more, it doesn't go away
Sounds that used to never bother me
They sound so loud to me, I wonder why?
You don't need analyzin'
It is not so surprisin'
That you hear everything you hear
Your brain hears pitter-patter
I know just what's the matter
Because I've been there, too, my dear
In your head you've got a tumor
Yes it's real, it's not a rumor,
Those AN's bring on a symphony
There is nothing you can take
You might as well commiserate,
And then, by gosh, we'll sail out to sea!
Sue in Vancouver, USA
