Good Morning!

[Omaschwannoma]

Hey, who's chef du jour?  BEANS again!  YUK!  Where's my ear plugs so I can stop up me nostrils.  I'm going aloft and claiming the crows nest for the duration of rotton stench on deck.  Let's hang a "lewie" and take a heading for Cocos Keeling (a real pirates paradise) where there's real treasure buried before we come about for the Baja.  SHAKE A LEG CAPTAIN! 

[Captain Deb]

The BAHA Baja it is then, soons we can catch Master Laz, who has got himself inter some trouble wiv a bird--no not a wench-bird a real monster of a one-eared bird wot has grabbed himself offa the deck!!!!! Lower the dinghy and crank up the Seagull outboard---we GOTS ter catch him or who will be around to tell the story or man the brig!!!!!
I think it be the great  Bluebeard's Bluebird! The other scourge o' the seven seas besides our own Barnacle Brucifer!!!


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!


AAAAWWWWWWWK!!    AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!

Come back wiv my Master-at-Arms and Ship's Chronologer, ye dastardly winged fiend!!!!!!!


Stay tuned............


Capt Deb

[Sue]

Without a 'puter on board the Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench, and with no access to Google Earth, Laz realizes that whilst he is gripped in the clutches of this monstrous bird, he does have a really good view of the seascape below him.  Between his screams of fury and fear, he takes out his Blackberry and is able to enter in the coordinates to the Baja coast that he can spot on the horzon, since the bird has flown to dizzying heights. Laz also has found that if he yanks on the great birds feathers, the bird will move in the direction that he wants and thus, Laz has figured out how to guide the bird back to the ship and the wailing wenches and scallywags, whose screams (especially Cap't Deb's...wow she can really yell!)he can faintly hear on the prevailing winds.

WHAT WILL LAZ DO??? (take it away, Larry!)

We were once fun and merry,
Then the bird, he got Larry,
Now he's just a speck in the sky,
Will we ever see this guy?

Laz hangs from giant claws,
Which does give us pause,
Can we sail on without him?
Chances are: none to slim!

[matti]

Good to be back on board    

yet another masterpiece from our poet, I've missed you Sue!!!

Who is in charge of drilling the holes on the BAHA baja? 

Cheryl
 Matti wench

[Sue]

Ahh, Cheryl aka Matti Wench, ye is a good and kind woman to say such nice things about my limited talent in the art of poetry!  As it's all in fun, I don't mind putting a few silly verses  out there to help entertain the crew on our sloooooow voyage around the world.   

I've got my mouth all set for a marguerita so, I do hope we can make landfall before we get sidetracked again.

But, it's all up to Laz, our lad from OZ and his wild and wicked imagination.


Sue in Vancouver USA

[Captain Deb]

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!   AWK!  AWK!  AWK!   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWK!

AAWK-awk,  AWK-awk, AWWWK!


Another mature and professional post by
Capt Deb

[Captain Deb]

Ahoy ye wenches and scallies!

Check this out!

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/pirate_master/?source=reprise+Google+PM_Branded+www.CBS.com

AAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CApt Deb

[Patti UT]

AHOY CAP"N!!!
  tis wench patti yootee here, checking in after several months out at sea. Seems I got left outin the water  swimmin off the coast of Hawaii me thinks. Can the good Cap'n swing the Goodship by and fetch me outa da waters? time to get the wrinkles outa me crinkly waterlogged skin. And boy culd I use a tall glass of grog.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

[matti]

Ahoy Capt. Deb!  Thanks for the link, I just checked out the crew of Pirate Master and there are some fine lookin scallywags aboard that ship AAAAARRRRRRRRRR  Might have to capture some of them and replenish the hunk hold on the PBW. 

[Windsong]

Seems that one eared monster bird was on a mission to pick up Laz, and was sent by a singing mermaid who saw Laz on board ship one day and decided she wanted to meet him. Capt Deb, we should rescue Laz maybe? He's been gone so long methinks he's having the time of his life and may never come baaaaack??? without your help?

[Captain Deb]

Methinks we have two longboats ter launch!  One after Master Laz and one after Miss Pattiyootee-wench who MUST be really wrinkly by now! Someone prepare the flatiron to smoothe her back into shape! 

Laz I am sure has been bewitched by a certain Starship Enterprise Ship's Counselor--Deanna Troy herself!!!!!!  He's been moonin' over her for months, ever since the Puget Bay Chocolate Tanker Disaster.  I think she sent Bluebeard's Bluebird (say it three times fast) to pluck him offa the deck o' the PBW!!!!!


Is he a kidnappee or a willing hostage?  Will he return to us or choose outer space?  Do he still luv us or not?

Oh woe is us if we don't get him back!

I'm sending out the following crew after Laz:

1. The grogmeister (of course! Laz must be pretty thirsty by now!)
2. Matti-wench--head chef (second only to drinking, Laz likes eating)
3. Batty and her box of toys (third only to the above two--Laz enjoys being "tickled.")
4. Arushi--cuz I know she knows her navigation and can get 'em all back home.

NOW-- Go forth and conquer!!!!

(Yootee, you'l have to swim part way cuz all you get is Pearly Girly in the Girly Whirly dinghy thingy!!!  It be yer punishment for being AWOL!!!!!!)

Capt Deb

[HeadCase2]

Capt.,
  Just one question.  If we be seeing that bird again, will we be shootin' the bird?
Regards,
 Grogmeister

[Sue]

It's not a Wendy bird, is it???

Sue in Vancouver USA

[Gennysmom]

Hey, no shootin' birds!!!!!  Cuz I said so!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Deb]

No, no, no.  We ain't shootin' no birds!  Dr. Love, who was born in Texas, knows a bit o' lassooin' and I've volunteered him to capture the foul feathered fiend, and we'll turn it over to Miss Gennysmom-wench to tame and retrain it so's it can spy on them blaggarts sailin' offa Dominica tryin to nab OUR TREASURE!!!!! Pirate Master my arse!!!!

Capt Deb