Ok, Captain Deb, try this un for size!
The good ship PBW sets sail around the bottom (otherwise known as the a*** end) of the land down under and head toward Adelaide - the city of churches. As the anchor is chucked over the side, the lookout (my surgeon!) yells, "enemy ship approaching". Captain deb, puts on her pirate hat, and tries giving instructions to the crew in squarkeeeze but none of the wenches can understand her. Captain Deb then makes a decision to load the cannons herself, but has Captain deb gone mad (er) ? she loads the cannons with the gallies supply of jaffas.(small balls of chocolate covered in orange lollie - yum). She lights the cannon and fires on the enemy ship. Kasplat (as they say in batmanese). But as the thousands of jaffas approach the enemy ship, the lookout says - whoops, made a mistake its the dingy girly whirly.
Wench karla and Andrea are on board and are about to be consumed by a fistful of jaffas. Luckily for the incumbent wenches, Captain Deb's aim was off and the wenches survived the attack.
Meanwhile, the crew on board the good ship PBW row ashore to enjoy this great city. Captain Deb leads the walk through the city and discovers a number of underground restaraunts. As the crew is feeling rather peckish after Captain Deb released the entire stock of chocolate, the swashbucklers were rathjer attentive in this restaraunt as it was topless. Not even a T shirt to be seen (bad luck Mom and matti wench). It's true, loads and loads of restaraunts are topless, the problem is that these places are all underground and too many goosebumps a flying everywhere.
The wenches weren't very impressed so they left to go to this suburb called Norwood. Now, Norwood is famous for its Pie Cart. Why is this? well, Captain Deb, your stomach pains are over. You have to try the traditional Pie Floater. This is a meat pie smothered in vinegar and tomato sauce (ketchup), floatinmg on top of a thick green bowl of pea soup. Let me tell all of you wannabe pirates, you can only try this if you have had one or thirty and then it dopesn't want to stay in your body for too long.
After devouring the pie floaters, a mass outbreak of dissentry through the PBW has onset the crew but never mind, coz the chronologer (otherwise known as rubber guts) has taken the vrew to one of the finest winery locations in the world. Its called the Barrosa Valley. Many fine reds have been consumed here and the crew has not been disappointed at all.
Stay tuned for the next episode when we find out whether the pie floater has completely destroyed Captain Deb's stomach, will the good dingy girly whirly stop spinning in time for the encumbent wenches to actually board the good ship PBW. Will the good ship PBW ever get out of the a*** end of the Indian Ocean?
