Okay, you guys...after reading some of the Good Morning thread, the phrase, "to sail the Chocolate Seas..." came to mind and I couldn't get rid of it, so I came up with this, with the help of The Owl and The *****cat. (oh, for heaven's sake, they think this is a bad word! It's a CHILDREN'S CLASSIC NONSENSE POEM!!)  I was going to get the island in Lost and Sawyer involved and somehow make a better pun of party with a purpose/porpoise...but I guess I wasn't clever enough. But, hey...I tried!!
Captain Deb, maybe you can make this better!!
With profound apologies to Edward Lear, author of above said poem.
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Deb and Laz and Pearly Girl,
Set sail for the Chocolate Seas,
They took the crew,
And plenty of brew,
To make the trip with ease.
A rollicking time was had by all,
And Deb was heard to say,
What a wonderful crew I have,
I have, I have,
What a wonderful crew I have.
But storms came and went,
The crew was all spent,
But, Captain, she had a fine thought,
“Let’s go Down Under
To Pillage and Plunder,
From there a new course we’ll plot.�
They sailed away,
With a cheer and hooray,
To the land of the billabong tree,
But they saw a motion, and there on the ocean
A porpoise was grinning with glee,
With glee, with glee,
A porpose was grinning with glee.
“I’ve heard of your ship,
And your wonderful trip,
Your quest for the Chocolate Sea,
So Wenches and Pirates,
I’ll be your pilot,
And waive my standard fee.�
The porpoise led, straight ahead,
To the secret place he knew,
Then they were there,
With chocolate everywhere,
And the porpoise partied with the crew,
The crew, the crew,
And the porpoise partied with the crew.
