I am a big Seinfeld fan too.
Michelle, I do okay with small crunchy foods, but have to have plenty of water on hand. I tell you what.... I have never liked water, and now it seems all I can drink is water. ironic huh? i have tried that Crystal Lite flavoring stuff, but on my "dead tongue" (my boyfriend calls it that) it doesn't taste very good. Seems like the only taste buds working are the sweet ones, and my scale says I don't need anymore of those!!
Okay, here's something else stupid i did this weekend. I did a shot of tequila through a straw, i don't recommend it! Okay first of all it burned the back of my throat like hell, secondly it made me puke (like the soup incident).
Obita(Kathy, my friend), if you read this I fell prior to the tequila shot!!
I tell you what, trying to get back to a normal life sure is tough!