Wow! What a long-running thread. 207 pages. Might take me a while to read through it all.
I think the AN-Cruise is a good idea. I see we already have a cruise director appointed. Since I don't know if I have AN yet, I'd be happy to sit quietly on the deck and not bother anyone. I wonder, though, would the AN cruise mean that the PA speakers would only work on one side of the boat? And it would it kind of wobble into port crashing into several spots before it stops? I could help the entertainment director, if you have one. We could practice the SSD-shuffle, where we try to keep people positioned on our hearing sides. The band could play the tinnitus tango. We could have MRI day where everyone gets a scan and we could all compare them.
It might take a bit of planning at the captain's table, however, to place everyone so that a person with a bad right ear sits next to a person with a bad left ear.
Where can I get my ticket?