In the abscence of the Cruise Director, who is probably needing an anti headache jumbie chant from the good Captain poet parrot, the good ship PBW is off again, this time down the east coast of the land down under and approaches the shores of melbourne town. The entrance through Port Phillip bay was tottaly uneventful. The ship takes anchor or drops anchor me thinks, and the crew row ashore. Meanwhile, there are reports of a dinghy circling the atlantic ocean speeding through the waves without a pilot.
The hitchhikers guide to sailing suggests that an un captained dinghy is like dangling a piece of belgium chocolate in front of a pirate wench, just outa reach - whoa, what torture.
Melbourne is famous for 2 things.
1. Its sport, and more importantly Australian Rules Football. The main ground is called the MCG and it seats just under 100,000 people. A great spectacle, exciting, fast, guys with six packs and tight shorts (thought I'd throw that in for the wenches).
2. Can't remember, but it will come to me!
Its a family orientated city, with affordable housing, lotsa work, very flat and has a magnificent country side. A place well worth visiting.
Oh yeah, the second item is the weather. Many days can have 4 seasons in one day. particularly in the summer when it can climb to 40 degrees celcius and withing 10 minutes, be 20 degrees.
There are lots of continental food choices and the public transport system works. Come visit, you'll probably end up staying!
Just when we were all getting comfortable, Captain Deb lets loose with a massive and almighty sqwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrk.
Whats wrong asks a very concerned batty wench.
Stay tuned when we discover why the parrot squarked - Did the batteries run out? is the ship sinking, has someone mysteriously boarded the ship?
