Ahoy Laz, me fine scurvey scallywag!
The PBW ain't sunk yet, nossir! Specially since yer dear captain be hauntin' the actual pillagin' grounds o' Blackbeard hisself! There be more pirate flags down here than I seen since me Caribbean plunderin' days! Y'ud think it were "Wonkyhead City" in these parts! Why there be a 25 foot tall pirate where Cabin Boy Dr Love takes our tenders ta keep 'em ship shape.
Wench NancyMc even paid myself a visit--unfortunately she also brought a nor'easter wiv her so we couldn't do much playin' on the water, But she swore if she came back she'd let me take her out in the sound to get a lil' salt in her hair. She be such a fun an' personable wench, she stands wiv an open invitation here in Blackbeard Country.
We be takin' crew positions at this time, so's if yer gots a special talent, sign up fer our next adventure out on the rollin' blue--maybe we'll pillage anover chocolate barge or capture some fine scallies or wenches fer a dip in the old phone booth! (Ye must read this thread from the beginnin' to unnerstand them two activities!}
Farewell, Fair Winds and Following Seas!