Good Morning!

[Larry]

We coulda thrown a rattlesnake at the sea monster. mmm needs ta keep them in the armery me thinks.

Ok Captin, looks like ya gotta run this 'ere boat wearin a 40 gallon hat and talkin a boot hill instead a walkin' the plank.

mmm got to be a better compromise 'ere somewhere.

Laz

[HeadCase2]

  After a quick trip out West, we now have a several  barrels of mescal and cheap whiskey to wet your whistle.  Belly up to the bar.  I also brought back Elmore Leonard to tell a few tall tales.
Rob  (Grogmeister)

[Mary 117]

What tall tale you be tellin'? I could pull up a stump, settle in for a ear bender. Like, how in tarnation did you get that there scar up side the head? well, let me tell ya about the night the old grizzly came a lookin' for the blueberries I stole from his mountain side earlier in the day..... Maybe it was that ther mountain lion who took a hankerin' to my earring... Ya never know... Tall tales and grog. Sounds like it's time ta air the lungs...

Mosey n' Mary

2cm AN, done in and buried in the bone orchard by Big Boss Brackmann  05-24-05

[Gennysmom]

I'll take some of that cheap whiskey in a dirty glass.....too scared of the mescal in my condition.  Might think I be walkin' upside down in China if I lose my bearings!

[Captain Deb]

Well, I'll be a bilge rat's arse-wart! The PBW has sprouted wagon wheels!

Capt Deb

[matti]

So I'll be needin cowgirl boots with my wenchwear  

grogmeister - How many worms is a barrel of mescal?  I ate one on a dare...never again

[HeadCase2]

  The main deck has been converted into a saloon today.  Plain boards have been set between hogsheads for the bar.   Shot glasses will be provided (cleans one optional).  Woms in the mescal optional.  Western Boots optional. Hats optional. Stubblely three day beards required for dudes.  Soundtracks from Clint Eastwood spagetti western movies are playing from speakers hung from the yardarms.  The grogmiester is trying to figure out where to hang swinging doors to allow for the proper entrance to the saloon.  "3:10 to Yuma" will be shown at dusk.

  Grogmeister

[Gennysmom]

"I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle......."

[Sue]

Yee Haw!  Get along little dogies.  I'm going to mosey on over to the campfire and set a spell. 

Sue in Fort Vancouver USA  (What it used to be called..)

[Captain Deb]

OK you sea-cowpokes. I can play this game! Here's me and "Tex" alias Dr Love at his 60th Birthday Bash. The boy was born in Texas, so I threw hm a Texas-style barbeque shindig--totally suprised his sorry a$$! I even built a gallows where we hung flatlanders who dint dress the part. Texas flags, wanted posters, cowboy music, YEE--HAW!!!

Ain't we cute?

Capt Deb

[marg]

What happened to the ship?   Where do I hitch my seahorse?  ..... On the poop deck?
Margaret

[nancyann]

You are a RIOT Capt. Deb !!!  Love the picture !!   git along little doggie git along (that's as good as it gets for this Long Island girl !)

[Patti UT]

WHAT THE?   Cap'n Deb is a croww dresser,  Pirate Captain Pirate by day,  Cowgirl by night.

I can just see it,  all the PBW wenches and scallywags in thier fallin over state that we are  ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR
a tryin ta square dance on the ship deck after lotsza grog.  We'd be spittin chewin tabacco all over and the cows and horses might be makin a big mess of the PBW as well.  A western Pirate Ship we'd be the first of our kind.


Cheryl,  I too did the mescal worm on a dare....EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!  Hey, I'll be seein ya in Nov, how 'bout another dare??

patti yootee

[Larry]

Now one cotton pickin minute 'ere.

Whats going on with this 'ere fine lookin pirate ship called the Goode Ship Princess Batty Wench. A fine lookin construction it is but as a pirate ship. And the Captain - geesh, turn ya back fer a tobaccie chewin minute and she done changed outa 'er skull tatts on her .... am, oh yeah - arms and bloomers to be dressed like, like, lke,  err  arr, mmm, Annie go get yer gun (whatever her name was). Whats happenned to da eye patch and the crossbones?

This 'ere ship needs ta re-focus on what matters and get back ter piratin' and plunderin'. No horses head on the front part, this 'ere fine boat won't be turnin into no rust bucket destined fer boot hill.

Will the goode ship PBW continue to turn into a cow? will the chronologer need to be tottin' a 6 gun (or is that a 6 pack - of tinnies that is, liquid gold) to be ready fer a showdon at dawn? Will the Captain once again find her parrot and start sqwarking again?

Stay tuned.

Laz

[Larry]

Time fer a poem m thinks!