the stupidist thing people said....

[Battyp]

They didn't severe my vestibular..they sacrificed it...can anyone tell me what the difference is?  Did the perform a ritual over it first?  lol

I was just telling phyl at a meeting with my boss a few weeks ago she was telling how she had gone to the dentist and have a novacaine shot and started crying thinking of what I'm going through (the left side of my face, mouth, throat, tongue is numb) .  The next sentence out of her mouth was...."if you're not back to work at 100% in august we're going to have to let you go".  So much for sympathy eh?

[Karla83401]

Batty,

I am thinking that they most likely perform some sort of secret surgical ritual prior to sacrificing any body part. I think these rituals are directly linked to the cost of each surgery, the better the ritual the higher the price. It seems to me everytime I hear that something has been sacrificed, the bill is higher than if nothing had to be offered to the surgical "gods".

I know that I am just glad that they don't need a virgin anymore to do sacrifies. Maybe if they need unthinking people you could offer your boss as a sacrifice for one of us. lol

Karla

[Battyp]

Works for me just would have to sacrifice her before 5 and the pickle juice sets in (her motto it's 5:00 somewhere)  lol

You know for 100K and a sacrifice you'd think they would have invited me to the sacrifical party to enjoy it not sleep through it!

[Karla83401]

it must be one hell of a party for that price and a limited guest list!!

Karla

[Battyp]

Yeah and I missed it...Dang!  Wouldn't even know about the "sacrifice" except I got a copy of my surgical report.  It was a very hush hush ya know  lol

[ppearl214]

I was just telling phyl at a meeting with my boss a few weeks ago she was telling how she had gone to the dentist and have a novacaine shot and started crying thinking of what I'm going through (the left side of my face, mouth, throat, tongue is numb) .  The next sentence out of her mouth was...."if you're not back to work at 100% in august we're going to have to let you go".  So much for sympathy eh?

Your boss needs to be shot! 

Oh, my dr's note showed up today... I was then told by my mgt that it was for "liability" reasons. So, if anything happens to me while at the office, the company insurance won't have to say "did you know about her illness? Did you accommodate her?"  Go figure, eh?

[Gennysmom]

I wonder if there's an AN pergatory out there.   Just where do all of our AN's go when they die?  Let me know if you know, because I'll be making sure mine beats feet out of here to wherever it needs to go. 

Oh, Desilu, you have just given me such an evil plan.....

Karla, what a crack up....the travelling tumor.  "It was in my head when I started drinking, then where did it go?"  Should have been there tonight, we could of made it a 5 way with Phyl, I'm sure she could rustle up another cell phone.  We know she has them by the dozens now.

[Kilroy1976]

Aren't bosses great? Mine at least paid lip service to sympathy... "If you need any help with your workload or if there's anything the company can do, we'll work with you." Yeah, apparently "working with me" meant "giving me extra work to do." But the thought was there.

[Captain Deb]

Oh, my dr's note showed up today... I was then told by my mgt that it was for "liability" reasons. So, if anything happens to me while at the office, the company insurance won't have to say "did you know about her illness? Did you accommodate her?"  Go figure, eh?

"Did you know about her illness?  Did you know she was totally nuts?  Did you know she was a chocoholic and likes cheeky blokes? Did you know she thinks her dog is a person? Did you know she does naughty things with her telephones?"

[Larry]

The answer to all those questions/statements is YES Capt Deb, we know all about you .. but those telephones - I hope you you are talking about the ring tones and not the vibrator?

Laz

[Gennysmom]

Nah, Laz, Batty's got that.  Phyl is guilty of the rest.  I, of course, am a complete angel.  Can you see the halo shining? 

[Captain Deb]

Yeah , Mom its's friggin' blindin' me thru the computer!
Capt Deb

[ppearl214]

I am not guilty.... I am an angel... my CB will tell you...


Won't you CB?  WON'T YOU??  

[Battyp]

I'm a good girl I swear!  I'm a girl and I'm d%^$ good  lol   Can provide references but of course they were all pre surgery  lol

[ppearl214]

*spits mouthful of diet coke at computer monitor while laughing*

hehehehe!  yeah... right!

I'm a good girl I swear!  I'm a girl and I'm d%^$ good  lol ;D  Can provide references but of course they were all pre surgery  lol