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Obita

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« on: November 24, 2006, 07:31:27 pm »
Hi Everyone:

I am reading some back issues of ANA Notes and had to share this with you.

This from March 2004 issue:

Medical Aspects Of Acoustic Neuroma Surgery - What to expect before and after by Michael R Stefan, MD

(he answers many of the usual questions, when can I drive, when can I blow my nose, why does food not taste right etc..) then:   

Q   When can I have sex?
A   Please wait until you leave the hospital

I laughed my butt off.   ;D Kathy

PS:  To all Newbies, you can order back issues of "Notes" for free if you are a member of ANA.  Just click on the Acoustic Neuroma Association logo at the top.  You can also join for $35.00 a year and you will recieve "Notes" four times a year.

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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2006, 10:20:58 pm »
I remember reading that in the ANA notes and thought it was hilarious. 

One of my friends is a nurse and has told me many interesting :o stories about patient's "activities".

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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 01:25:01 am »
I was warned about straining, lifting, heavy hiking, sitting on toilet etc. post op for about 3 weeks.

I suppose sex might cause csf to leak all over the place. :D
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 02:51:25 pm »
er um I worked in a hospital when I was young (18) and yeah you wouldn't believe the shannigans that goes on..sometimes it's not just the patients either LOL

Ixta hope all goes well for you today!
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 04:02:35 pm »
I woke up from an OP and said
"will I be able to play the piano ?"
- Oh yes, said the nurse - all systems are looking good for that
"brilliant", I said " I was completely useless at it before...."
sorry...
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2006, 04:20:02 pm »
OOOOPPPS! Doc Hollywood never told me that one! I messed up!
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2006, 10:44:11 pm »
Why wait until out of the hospital?

Tony - Don't quit your day job!

hey Batty, are all your toys from your nursing days?


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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 02:53:22 am »
It had to be much later than after I left the hospital for me, as the motion  literally made me sick to my stomach because of the dizzyness,vertigo,balance.   "Not now hun, it makes me sick"

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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 07:01:21 pm »
It would seem that our Captain recovered much faster than the rest of us???

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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 07:25:22 pm »
No, I just had heavier meds! ::)
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 09:31:18 am »
 >:( I thought all the $ex in the hospitals on TV was just "Hollywood" at work... I do hope my doctors wash their hands!  :o
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Re: laugh for the day....
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2006, 10:31:05 am »
Laura,    YUK!!!            STD's transmitted by the Docs, smutty hands  YUK!!!
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