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Archive => Archives => Topic started by: Larry on March 26, 2006, 05:43:30 pm
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Hi all,
Stop what you are doing right now, apart from reading this thread - especially if you are feeling down
Sit up, think of absolutely nothing or you could picture this heavy ex footy player in a G string, (scary thought that is I tell ya) and have a good old fashioned laugh. It has to be out loud.
If you are at work, have a look at the expressions of the boring old f..ts immersed in their paper war.
Come on, loudder, LOUDER.
Laz
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You know Laz I went to a comedy club last night and didn't even laugh once..how sad it that? the first guy mumbled so bad I couldn't understand him and the second guy I've known for years and knew his entire routine. I need to get a life lol
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that's a good one. I only watch comedy movies now. Last night was watching this Comedy show on Starz, and it was pretty good....... ;D ;D ;D
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Now I did laugh quite a bit at the She's the man movie with amanda bynes. Nice light silly fluff. Much better than last night's entertainment!
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Thinking of my ex-spouse in a divorce-riddle compromised position... laughing like you would not believe! :)
Art Linkletter was right... it really is the best medicine!
sunshine, THRILLED to see you laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Huggles to you!
Phyl
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I also need a good laugh. It seems like since my surgery, way back in 02, and when I quit work I have not anough to laugh about. Give me something to laugh about! I love a good laugh. You know what? Because of this tumor{tommy, I call it} I have a hard time understanding a joke. :(
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Hey Phyl,
how you been doing? Take care :)
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Hey Phyl,
how you been doing? Take care :)
hun, I'm doing fine... and giggling as much as I can.. and sending you huggles (as always) and hoping you are sharing a giggle with me:)
xoxoxooxoxoxox
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OK Laz, here goes.........
YEEEEEEE-HEEE-HEEEEE! Ha HA HA HA HA HA! Oooooooooohooooooo! Yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk! Wooooohooooohoooohooo! Har! Har! Har! Har! Har! Hoo-hooohooohooooooo!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! HEEEEEE! HEEEEEEE! HEEEEE! Wooooo-hoooohooohooo-hoohoo!
Hee! Hee! Hee!
Capt Deb
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Cakes,
If you need a laugh, then picture Capt Deb and the type of person she is!! She's an absolute nut case. Her vocab consists of "awk, he, he and ooh aah - mind you the last one is ok given the right circumstances. Sounds like all she does is.... ah, better not say here.
Perhaps someone could start a joke thread and post a joke of the day on it - Now Batty and Pearly girly, they gotta be clean and no handcuffs! I'd tell Capt Deb that but she wouldn't know any clean jokes,
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Now Larry, you made me laugh!
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Larry, now you just made me laugh!
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud!
Oink-oink,
Capt Deb
PS I am fluent in 6 languages*
*4 of them are not human
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*thwacks Capt'n Deb upside the head, on her GOOD side!*
Geeze! Dirty pigs yuk-yuks??? oy.... ;)
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OUCH!!!!!! %$#@*&%#
Capt Deb
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Nutcases confirmed.
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Yep, Laz, you certainly are! I read the latest chapter... proof be shown! :D
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You get nuts in cases in Oz? WOW....I like nuts ;D
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I like chocolate-covered nuts!
Then again, I like chocolate-covered anything!
Shut up Phyllis!
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MAKE ME, WENCH! >:( ;) ;D :-*
Shut up Phyllis!
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You guys are cool. I wish I live close to you guys, we all can take a walk maybe? Have an exercise group or something.
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tell me where you are hun and I'm there! :)
You guys are cool. I wish I live close to you guys, we all can take a walk maybe? Have an exercise group or something.ÂÂ
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Yeah! Welcome to the AN Nuthouse! Let's all go for a walk!
Lookee at sunshine's pic---such a cutie-pie!!
CApt Deb
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Ok, how much did you guys pay sunshine? Hmmm....
how do I get the pic on there capt deb or phyl or sunshine? I thinkt trying to figure it out is what happened tomy account...don't want to lose myself again lol
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Sunshine, I think you are too young and innocent to get involved with these wacky wenches. Do you have any idea what these guys get up to?
sorry, can't post here its double r rated. Suffice to say that chocolate, handcuffs and feather dusters feature prominantly!
Hey, Capt Deb and Phyl, did I see signs of a cyber cat fight? that could be fun to watch - meow (hey, cats eat parrots - watch out Capt Deb, my money is on the girly!
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okay Larry, I might be young BUT definitely not that innocent. ha ha ha....... Well, I admit I can be naive on some things. I'm sure, Capt. Deb and Phyl will help me out w/ some things..........
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Funny thing is Larry is always the one bringing up the chocolate, feather dusters and toys. We just innocently go along with it right girls?
You know it's the innocent looking ones you have to watch out for! ;)
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batty, go to your crapper..er... frappr pic on your profile. right click on the pic to bring up the "properties". Then do "Control Key-C" to "copy" the link for the pic. Then come back here, go to your profile settings and "Control Key-V" to "paste" the link in your pic upload field. :) Then, we will see your lovely face here!
sunshine, fear not what others say about me here... as they don't know... um... well, now they know... oh, heck, forgetaboutit! :)
xoxoxo
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Well, if ya arsk me, it be Laz who is the resident DOM* on this here voyage!
Cap'n Deb 8)
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resident DOM - you sqarkin again bird? whatsa DOM
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Jeez--uneducated bear!
Ya know D.O.M like them guys ya showed matti's and Mom's wet T shirt slides to? Duh?
Capt Deb 8)
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Well, I'm just devouring a large, oversized choccie freddo frog - so there teddy bear - or so there birdy!
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AAAAAAAWWWWWWK!!!!!
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I need chocolate....someone send chocolate... I need chocolate...someone send chocolate.....
*needle skips on broken record*
chocolate... I need chocolate...someone send chocolate... I need chocolate
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Phyll--
I just smooshed some nice dark chocolate on yer picture on my moniter...could ya taste it? It's the best I could do for now! :-*
Captain Deb 8)
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I'm surrounded by whaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkoooooooossssssssssss
Please, please take me away!
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Hey Capt Deb,
Hows it hangin man?
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I must of telepathecially heard you as I snitched an almond joy from my son's stash..wait until he finds out.. BTW Phyl it was very good lol :-* :-*
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Hey Laz,
Oh about a 32 D
You?
Did the men in the white coats I sent get there yet?
Apparently not.
CD
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Hey girly,
I just had another choccie freddo frog for you. Did you enjoy it?
oh oh, I think they are her - wait a mini, one of them has got a fake bird on his shoulder - oh no and the Penguin is behind him - go away penguin - where's happy gilmore when you need him.
That flamin penguin - aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  he
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3 feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o OMG 3Feet??? Lar is most definitey delusional get theose men ther quick!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jeez--
I gotta go ta bed! ::)
No comments from anyone or you will be keelhauled!
Manana y'all,
Captain Deb 8)
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Uh Oh..wonder if Dr. Love is awaiting? LOl :P
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Geez, some of you folks are getting kind of suggestive with the posts. Who needs to watch jerry springer or Oprah when I can read the ANA board :o
What a fun group ;D
mark
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Goodnight Capt Deb - hey its 3.20 in the arvo on Friday now - got drinkies soon - I'll have a rum for ya.
sweet dreams, make sure they are sweet.
Don't put too much pressure on Dr Luuurrrvvv coz i think he might be a bit damaged at the moment, especially after he stole batty's toys - whoops, wrong thread.
When you wake up and stagger out of the bedoir in the morrow, check out Good morning. Poor little pearly girly is done for! all will be reveale
penguin, go away.d
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Larry have a drink for me!!
Dr. LUUUUURRRRVVVV as you so eloquently put it needs to leave the toys ALONE...I don't share well with others. Especially my toys! I hear Phyl has more toys so she can share... :P
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Mark,
Don't know what ya mean bucko. When i asked Capt Deb, "hows it hangin - I meant the pictures on the wall. I'm sure she meant that they were at 32 degrees!
i referred to the pictures being 3 feet away!
oh no, Capt Debs men in white coats are here and that flamin penguin. ah, they got me, quick run, run, huf, puff, I give in - take me penguin. th, th, th thats all folks.
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Laz what the heck is it with you and the pengins?? You have a fetish us wenches dont' know about? HMM>.. I prefer giraffes myself..they have 18" tongues LOL
See Mark, we're just now taking a stroll through the zoo...we just finished with the museum ;D
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Larry,
My bad, what was I thinking  :-[ . Of course that's what you were talking about. as they say in Sweden ( says my wife) Yah sure   ;)
Mark
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BattyPrincess,
I just saw you had 533 posts, holy cow! I've been on this board since the beginning am still just a full member. You've already skipped senior and went to Hero member. Wow, I didn't even know there was such a thing as hero member :o
amazing, so now can I say you're my hero and more importantly did ANA give you a prize ;D
Mark
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No Mark no prize...it just goes to show that
1) i'm not working
2) i'm a chatterbox
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3) I don't cook or clean... :o
My prize is getting to met and talk to everyone here. I've gained a wealth of info, met some really great people which has helped me cope with the outcome of my surgery esp being on my own.
Wonder what happens when you hit 600 posts LOL Bells and whistles I'm sure!
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BP,
No doubt the reward is the people you get to interact with here, but I still think you should get a toaster or something from the ANA when you hit 600 :D
Mark
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A free membership for the year would be better than a toaster ;D
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How 'bout a year's supply of batteries! :o
Jeez---I meant for the flashlights that all o' us wobbly wenches gotta carry in our purses for when we get caught out after dark!
Capt Deb 8)
PS Dr Luuuuurrrrvvvvve is just fine n dandy--thanks fer askin'! Sometimes me thinks meself th' luckiest wench in the world to be able to share my life wit' the likes o' him! Too bad cloning humans is illegal--would love to whip one o' him up for alla ye single wenches! I didn't land him till I was 46--so it ain't never too late!
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Ok then I have 5 more years to find my own dr. love...does he have a brother? friend? sister? JK..no sister needed lol
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Coning, whats this Capt Deb?
Sounds like yer in for a bit of a spankin now. More material for good morning. Should be an interesting episode tomorrow.
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Have any of you read - I HAD BRAIN SURGERY. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
It VERY FUNNYis even though it has some incredably sad parts. The author is Suzy Becker. She has a different type of brain tumor but there is alot to identify with.
Lynn
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Lynn, I haven't read it yet but where do I know Suzie Becker's name from? Will do internet search as well... sounds like quite the book for us to read. Thanks for sharing!
Phyl
Have any of you read - I HAD BRAIN SURGERY. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
It VERY FUNNYis even though it has some incredably sad parts. The author is Suzy Becker. She has a different type of brain tumor but there is alot to identify with.
Lynn
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I miss you guys.......... Only now I got to read some of the latest posts in here....... I sure do need some laughter.....!
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do you know how much I have missed you? You don't!?!?!?! silly wench! ;)
xoxo
I miss you guys.......... Only now I got to read some of the latest posts in here....... I sure do need some laughter.....!