Nate,You could just tell 'em "Oh, that's where I plug into the Matrix."
I agree about the cleanliness/maintenance issues. Picture this...getting my hair done in the beautician's chair in the nursing home, or worse getting a yowie scrub down in the shower bath in my room. Caregiver says, "What's this screw thing? Take it out!" I say, "What thing?" I mean, like it or not, this too and worse could come to pass. ;DÂÂ
I'd rather just have an appliance like everybody else wears in or behind the ear. Uretha said, "You have to think about these things!" :D