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Title: Something funny!
Post by: wendysig on November 16, 2009, 06:04:16 am

Hi all,

I've never done this before, but someone sent me this e-mail and it made me think of all of us.  I hope you find it as funny as I did. :D :D :D :D

Wendy


Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
> Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
> Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
> ________________________________
>
> A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost
> me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
> 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
> 'Twelve thirty..'
> ________________

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: ppearl214 on November 16, 2009, 06:40:45 am

too cute Wendy! Sounds like me on a daily basis! :)

Phyl

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: leapyrtwins on November 16, 2009, 06:54:59 am

What a riot!  :D

Thanks for sharing, Wendy  ;D

Jan

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: TP on November 16, 2009, 07:10:56 am

Very funny, thanks for sharing. I so can relate....

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Keri on November 16, 2009, 07:15:12 am

those are cute!
i can relate too!
thanks,
keri

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Kaybo on November 16, 2009, 07:56:16 am

Want some honey, you say?  yep, that's me...

K   ;D

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: CHD63 on November 16, 2009, 08:47:10 am

..... if we don't laugh, we'll cry!   ::)  Too funny and too true.

Thanks for sharing these.

Clarice

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Mickey on November 16, 2009, 08:56:45 am

Very good Wendy! Started my day off with a good laugh. Thanks, Mickey

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Sobes on November 16, 2009, 09:00:50 am

Oh Wendy, how funny!! Thanks for sharing...had a good laugh!  ;D

Bren~

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: gingerbread6 on November 16, 2009, 10:35:00 am

That was great, Wendy. Sounds like my life lately!

Gingerbread6

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: wendysig on November 16, 2009, 12:31:50 pm

I'm glad you all got a good laugh - since these jokes really hit home for me,  I just had to share them!

Wendy

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Sobes on November 16, 2009, 03:26:26 pm

One more thing....lol

Had to share these funnies with my mom as she had brain surgery (not AN related) aprrox. 1 1/2 years ago and suffers deficits. Although she is not an AN'er herself and is not a member on this site she reads many of the posts and is able to relate to so many things here! She also had a good chuckle....soooo grateful! Thanks again Wendy! Laughter is contagious ;)

Bren~

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: ppearl214 on November 16, 2009, 03:32:53 pm

Quote from: Sobes on November 16, 2009, 03:26:26 pm

Laughter is contagious ;)

... and the best medicine (may Art Linkletter RIP)

Phyl

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Sobes on November 16, 2009, 03:48:02 pm

Indeed!!  ;D

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Kiwi Don on November 16, 2009, 04:56:40 pm

Thanks Wendy,

It's always great to have something to lighten up the day.

Don

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Vivian B. on November 16, 2009, 05:48:42 pm

Too funny. Thanks for sharing.

Vivian

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: grega on November 16, 2009, 08:26:29 pm

thanks Wendy ..... can't stop laugh......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...whew...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...................wiping tears now ............ thanks again!

greg

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Jackie on November 17, 2009, 12:28:38 am

Thanks Wendy,

I guess we are doing well if we can find humor in those jokes! I think we have all come a long way!!! Laughter is great medicine!!!
Maybe we should start a new thread with jokes for AN'ers only??? How about it???
Jackie

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: wendysig on November 19, 2009, 01:35:47 am

I'm glad so many of you enjoyed these jokes.  They really sounded like me and completely cracked me up!

Laughter is good for the mind, body and soul!
Wendy

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Captain Deb on November 19, 2009, 03:21:11 pm

OK there was this guy who went to see his ENT and said, "Doc, I'm having trouble hearing out of my left ear."

So the doc says, "well, let me take a peek in there and see what's wrong." (sound familiar??)

He takes his scope and puts it up to the guys ear and says, "Hmmm...there's something in there!"  He takes a pair of tweezers and fishes around for a few seconds and then "POP" out he pulls the culprit.

"That's strange,  you had a suppository in your ear!"

"Oh Crap" says the feller.  "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid!"

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee60/Captdeb_photos/jarl_exploring_lg_clr2.gif)

Capt Deb(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee60/Captdeb_photos/pirate-smiley-12.gif)

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: ppearl214 on November 19, 2009, 03:39:43 pm

lordy, I luffs ya!  :-*  Cute!

Quote from: Captain Deb on November 19, 2009, 03:21:11 pm

OK there was this guy who went to see his ENT and said, "Doc, I'm having trouble hearing out of my left ear."

So the doc says, "well, let me take a peek in there and see what's wrong." (sound familiar??)

He takes his scope and puts it up to the guys ear and says, "Hmmm...there's something in there!"  He takes a pair of tweezers and fishes around for a few seconds and then "POP" out he pulls the culprit.

"That's strange,  you had a suppository in your ear!"

"Oh Crap" says the feller.  "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid!"

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee60/Captdeb_photos/jarl_exploring_lg_clr2.gif)

Capt Deb(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee60/Captdeb_photos/pirate-smiley-12.gif)

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: saralynn143 on November 20, 2009, 06:36:16 am

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma
and be cheerful."

The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart
murmur. Be careful."

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: wendysig on November 20, 2009, 07:12:34 am

Capt. Deb  -- Can you imagine!!  Too funny!!!   :D :D :D

Sara -- I can see this happening in real life!  Too funny!!  Thanks for the laughs too!!!  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Wendy

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Debbi on November 20, 2009, 07:50:10 am

SOOOO funny! Thanks for starting this Wendy.  I think we can all relate to the "what the person said vs what I heard" thing! 

Debbi

Title: Re: Something funny!
Post by: Jim Scott on November 20, 2009, 04:11:02 pm

Wendy ~

Thanks for the thread!  Humor is definitely 'good medicine' and we can all use a laugh - or even a chuckle. 

As sage comedian Bill Cosby (one of my favorites) once said: "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it".

Jim